D B♭ C D G F C D E♭
Behold the way our fine feathered friend,
F DB♭ C D A
his virtue doth parade
D B♭ C D
D B♭ C D
Thou knowest not,
G F C D E♭
my dim-witted friend,
F DB♭ D G F#
the picture thou hast made
D G F E♭ D F E♭ D C
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair
D E♭ D C B♭ D
conceal thy good intent
D B♭ C D G
D B♭ C D G
Thou noble upright
F C D E♭ F D B♭ C D A
truthful sincere and slightly dopey gent
B♭ G A B♭ A B♭ A
You're my funny valentine,
G D B♭ A B♭ A
sweet comic valentine
G A B♭ F E♭ D D C
G A B♭ F E♭ D D C
You make me smile with my heart
B♭ C D D C C
B♭ C D D C C
Your looks are laughable,
B♭ C D C D C
unphotographable
B♭ C D A G F F E♭
B♭ C D A G F F E♭
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
D C F B♭ B♭ A B♭
Is your figure less than Greek?
B♭ A G B♭ B♭ A B♭
Is your mouth a lit- tle weak?
B♭ A A B♭ B♭ AB♭ C B♭
B♭ A A B♭ B♭ AB♭ C B♭
When you open it to speak
C D G
are you smart?
A G A B♭ A B♭ A
A G A B♭ A B♭ A
But, don't change a hair for me,
B♭ C D D C D C
not if you care fo-or me
G A B♭ A B♭ A B♭
G A B♭ A B♭ A B♭
Stay little valentine, stay,
B♭ C D C D C B♭
each day is valentine's day
F G F B♭ B♭ A B♭
Is your figure less than Greek?
B♭ A G B♭ B♭ A B♭
Is your mouth a lit- tle weak?
B♭ A A B♭ B♭ AB♭ C B♭
B♭ A A B♭ B♭ AB♭ C B♭
When you open it to speak
C D G
are you smart?
A G D B♭ A B♭ A
A G D B♭ A B♭ A
But, don't change a hair for me,
B♭ G D D C D C
not if you care fo-or me
G A B♭ A B♭ A B♭
G A B♭ A B♭ A B♭
Stay little valentine, stay,
B♭ C D C D C C B♭
each day is valentine's day